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Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5,0 to Husband 1,0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1,0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9,5 and Personal Attention 6,5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5,0, NBA 3,0 and Golf Clubs 4,1.   Conversation 8,0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2,6 simply crashes the system.

I“ve tried running Nagging 5,3 to fix these problems but to no avail.

What can I do?      Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5,0 is a Beta Test Entertainment Package, while Husband 1,0 is an Operating system.  Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6,2 and don“t forget to install the Guilt 3,0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1,0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2,0 and Flowers 3,5.  But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1,0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2,5, Happy Hour 7,0 or Beer 6,1.  Beer 6,1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mothre-in-law 1,0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).  Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5,0 program.  This is un-supported and will crash Husband 1,0.

In summary; Husband 1,0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.  You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.  We recommend Food 3,0, Hot Lingerie 7.7 and soft porn 1,0.

If this does not work get Toy Boy 6,6 and that should do the trick.

Good luck!      Tech Support

 


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